Obama Awards His Arab Islamic Oil Sheik Buddies with Skyrocketing Gasoline Prices

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Obama Awards His Arab Islamic Oil Sheik Buddies with Skyrocketing Gasoline Prices

Bloggers & Personal ^ | 23 Feb 11 | XzinsPosted on Wednesday, February 23, 2011 4:29:36 PM by xzins

Dear King,How do you think this will work, Your Majesty?

To get oil prices skyrocketing I’ll comment on Egypt and Mubarak and make it seem like chaos…even depose the old boy.

Then we can get people worrying about the Suez and whether oil will flow.After that we’ll turn our attention to Libya. Can’t stand that doofus Khadafy, anyway.

And if I let Libya descend into chaos without comment, then our mutual friend’s speculators will throw their money at higher futures.

They can say they’re worried about Libyan high grade oil. And you and the glorious realm of Mecca will benefit.Yes, my dear King, since I bowed before you, I’ve been so busy getting the American economy screwed up that I’ve not had much time to talk.

First, we had to stop drilling for oil, and we’ve done pretty well with that. Praise Allah for oil spills in the Gulf.Next, there was the whole collapse of the global warming scam, and that made those green energy alternatives harder to bring up. You and I know many of those things just won’t work no matter what, but can you believe our voters think that non-existent, unbuilt wind mill farms are reason to cut back on real energy today? Even if they had them, they wouldn’t give the needed energy…but I digress.

Those farms will work for us, though. They’re part of our total plan of “green” excuses and green alternatives for shutting down natural gas, shale, and coal energy. And that’ll drive your oil prices even higher.Can you say, “Happy Harem.”How about a little shout out for $7 a gallon gasoline and $200 a barrel oil? That’ll fill the coffers, won’t it?And just think,……………………….

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