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A Reminder That the Declaration Has Been Upgraded (Vanity)

Declaration of Dependence

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for One Man to create political bands which shall bind a people unto himself, and to assume among the powers of the Earth, the separate and more equal station to which the Laws of Alinsky and of Alinsky’s god Lucifer entitles him, a decent self-respect and care for the opinions of posterity requires that he should declare the methods which impel him to the Throne.

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I hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but that I am more Equal than others; that they are endowed by their government with certain temporary favors, that among these are Tolerance, Diversity, and the pursuit of Enlightenment.

That to distribute these favors, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from their superiority over the governed, That whenever any popular movement becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Government to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Astroturf, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect the Rulers’ Collective Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that humankind are more disposed to acquiesce, while a Greater Good is continually Promised to them, than to right themselves by abolishing the chains to which they have become accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to remove them from their rightful fate of absolute Despotism, it is the right, it is the absolute duty, of their Government, to crush the dissent, and to provide new Guards for its own future security.

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Such has been My patient sufferance with these Teabaggers; and such is now the necessity which constrains me to alter their former Systems of Government. The ascent of the most merciful King of Obamica is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations , all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

I have refused my Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

I have forbidden my Governors to………………………

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via A Reminder That the Declaration Has Been Upgraded (Vanity).

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  1. July 4, 2012 at 12:21 PM | #1

    the natives are becoming increasingly …restless…but the drums have not yet ceased beating…???

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