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Sip the vodka, don’t gulp

Gunny G:

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Originally posted on Fellowship of the Minds:

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A new young priest at his first Mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. He delivered his first homily in a monotone, looking like a deer caught in the headlights.

After Mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, “When I’m worried about getting nervous at the pulpit, I put vodka instead of water in a glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip. That always calms me down.”

So next Sunday, the novice priest took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon when he got nervous, he took a drink from the “water” glass.

It worked! He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the Mass, he found a note on the door:

1. Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

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