CARTOON: Battered Citizen Syndrome

CARTOON: Battered Citizen Syndrome

CARTOON: Battered Citizen Syndrome

Out of Order Blog ^ | 5-12-11 | Dale

Posted on Thursday, May 12, 2011 10:39:24 AM by daletoons

There you are, America, lying in the hospital with a broken jaw, a dislocated collar bone and in serious danger of losing your right eye. You told the doctors you fell down the stairs, but tell yourself that Barry’s been under a lot of stress lately, and you just wouldn’t listen when he told you to shut up.

Maybe Barry’s right to blame all of his failures on you and your former man. After all, jealousy is a sign of love isn’t it? Just last week he killed a rat for you and you didn’t show as much gratitude as you could have. He probably won’t go off on you again, unless you do something to make him crazy.

Oh no, here he comes, and you look a mess. Awww, he brought you roses…and a mean left hook. http://daletoons.blogspot.com

via BLOGGER: GUNNY.G.1984.+: CARTOON: Battered Citizen Syndrome.

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