Marine Corps bans audible farting in Afghanistan

Washington – The United States Marine Corps has banned audible farting in Afghanistan because it is culturally offensive to civilians working with the military and members of the Afghan National Army.

The Military Times Marine Corps blog, Battle Rattle recently posted the news that “audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.”

Gunnery Sergeant rank insignia for the United ...

Gunnery Sergeant rank insignia for the United States Marine Corps. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The ban has caused a stir among former and current members of the military who question the reasoning behind the decision which has ignited a firestorm of comments from readers and fellow bloggers of Battle Rattle.

Military soldiers have already been required to obey regulations ordering them to not curse around members of the Afghan army or the civilians they encounter while on patrol.

 

are also under orders to not discuss women or politics with people from Afghanistan. But for now, breaking wind could earn them an appearance before their superior officers……………EXCERPT

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8 Responses to Marine Corps bans audible farting in Afghanistan

  1. If only audible farting is banned, will that help to eliminate demon climate change? Will it help the baby polar bears? For shame! Ban it all.

  2. Gunny G says:

    Just HOW audible didja have in mind???
    Like to da tune of Mule Team, maybe?
    😉
    Semper Blasting!
    -GyG
    *****

  3. Gunny G says:

    Well, just HOW audible didja have in mind, laddie?
    Like maybe to da tune of Mule Train (Frankie Lane)???
    😉
    Semper Blasting!
    -GyG
    ******

  4. 32eagle says:

    What a bunch of weird freaks -they need to spend time with mountain gorrillas in a cage on chili night and budweiser fueling their intestinal fortitude-let them get thrown around like a rag doll over insulting Brutus’ ass cracker

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