By Derrick Hollenbeck, staff writer
“What we need now is to take a good long look at slavery. We know many folks don’t want a job but that bums the rest of us out. When we bring back slavery everybody will be accounted for. Everybody will have a job and be secure in the knowledge that they are contributing to the greater good of the state. Our slaves would be well feed; have great healthcare and birth control devices. They would be off every other Sunday and one full week in the summer plus all federal holidays. Now how does that sound?”
The crowd would cheer but Obama is just revving up.
“Businesses should not be allowed to make more profit than a government council sets for them.
“The rich should be put in prison and kept there until they give us what we want. We want all of what they have stolen from us!
“We need to put the rich on trial for theft because we know the only way to get rich in America is to steal from the poor. We know the wealth of the poor puts gas in the tanks of the block long limousines they are driven around in.
“We even have to put the lackeys that work for the rich on trial for treason! They’re part of the problem! If they didn’t work for them; the rich would have to drive themselves feed themselves and clean their own houses.
“Nobody in America should be allowed to own more than one car! Hell you can’t drive two cars at the same time so why should we allow the greedy insurance companies to get even richer by insuring a second and third car?
“There are Americans who don’t have shoes so why should the rich have more than one pair of shoes. The government we the people of America can decide who gets shoes and who doesn’t.” Hearing this, the crowd would go wild with throaty cheers!
“And how about the auto industry? Why should we have so many car companies? We don’t need more than two car manufacturing companies; one to make cars for you and one to make cars for government commissars!
“We don’t need a Congress do we?…………….