OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL
Care2 ^ | 1/24/13 | ANDY BOROWITZ
Posted on Thursday, January 24, 2013 4:55:00 PM by OKRA2012
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.
“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
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