Rodeo clown forces decimated and on the run
http://www.humanevents.com/2013/08/13/rodeo-clown-forces-decimated-and-on-the-run/ ^ | 8/13/13 | John HaywardPosted on Wednesday, August 14, 2013 1:11:30 PM by cotton1706
As every Constitutional scholar knows, the First Amendment includes a clause that strictly forbids mockery of the President of the United States, depending on who it is, and which party he belongs to. It’s in one of the penumbras of the Constitution, or maybe it’s an emanation.
I always get those two mixed up.Thus it became essential for the forces of freedom and democracy to crush an impertinent rodeo clown who dared to put on a mask of our Dear Leader, President Barack Obama, and ask spectators if they would like to seem him get run down by a bull. “Many in the audience responded enthusiastically,” reports the Associated Press.And we can’t have that. Just forget about all those effigies of George Bush you saw the Left parading around with, back when Americans had full-time jobs.
That was completely different.His loyal followers were not enchanted by the novelty of seeing bull headed toward President Obama for a change, because they raised a great hue and cry. The whole affair reached a level of national media importance we have recently been told is inappropriate for local stories, such as the Kermit Gosnell abortion-murder trial. Punishment was swift and devastating:The Missouri State Fair on Monday imposed a lifetime ban on a rodeo clown whose depiction of President Barack Obama getting charged by a bull was widely criticized by Democratic and Republican officials alike.
The rodeo clown won’t be allowed to participate or perform at the fair again. Fair officials say they’re also reviewing whether to take any action against the Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association, the contractor responsible for Saturday’s event.Another job destroyed!
And Obama’s nineteenth “pivot to job creation” had been going so well.That ought to teach those uppity rodeo clowns not to make fun of Dear Leader!
And if that doesn’t do the trick, sending them all to a sensitivity training camp should take care of it.
A press release from the Missouri State Fair Commission stipulates that before the fair considers working with the Missouri Rodeo Cowboys Association again, “they must provide evidence to the director of the Missouri
State Fair that they have proof that all officials and subcontractors of the MRCA have successfully participated in sensitivity training.” On the bright side, those who attend these sensitivity training seminars will enjoy the finest North Korean cuisine.
But wait, the commissars want even more punishment! They’d like to defund the entire state fair, to make sure the miserable Obama-hating hayseeds who attend these……………