“Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful, Hate Me Because I’m Rich”

“Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful, Hate Me Because I’m Rich”
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 9-23-17 | MOTUS

Posted on 9/23/2017, 10:36:20 AM by NOBO2012

Well that didn’t take long: the inevitable, unflattering comparison between our good Black Earth Mother Michelle and the evil white rich bitch Melania:Melania Trump is under fire for the outfit she wore in Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden:

Trump’s garden style is less accessible than Obama’s clothes from J. Crew and Target. At $1,380 for a seemingly casual shirt, most people aren’t likely to run out to copy Trump’s style.

I for one was unaware that the main role of the  FLOTUS was to present “accessible” clothes to the public.

michelle-obama-walking-garden_thumb[2]MO’s March, 2009 gardening debut get up

Now I don’t know how much that sweater-wrap thingy over the wrinkly

leggings cost, but(t) to be sure, the Jimmy Choos that Lady M sported for her gardening debut in 2009 cost considerably more than Melania’s gardening debut Converse sneakers.

boots jimmy choos

Jimmy’s  current model motorcycle boots are running over $1000.

So you tell me which one of these women looks more “accessible” – although that’s a trick question. It’s the Secret Service’s job to ensure that neither POTUS nor FLOTUS are ever accessible. And that’s a good thing.

peacockpose

For any number of reasons.

In summary: give me the $1300 Balmain shirt any day.

balmain

At least it looks like it belongs in a garden.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.

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